Bible=Soap Opera??

Here i am, sitting in my bible lit class, and things back in the bible times were sooo weird. Concubines?! like prostitutes but it was totally ok... cool. There were affairs, murder, and lies/deceit all in here. The bible is seriously the coolest book EVER! There is every kind of story in here. King David's story is so crazzy. Its like Days of Our Lives, but with better acting i'm sure, first he is about to be killed by King Saul but God saves him. Then he is made king and God tells him that for the REST OF TIME, the ruler of the nation would come from HIM! whoa. And then he sleeps with Bathsheba, knocks her up, and then tries to cover it up! and THEN when he can't, he kills off Bathsheba's husband to make himself feel better. Seriously this could totally happen with EJ, Sammy, and Lucas! Actually, i think it might have. anyway, if you read the small stories in the bible, you can find some seriously intense things. DO IT! read the bible. its coo.